Today I Made a Sandwich

I'm going to make a sandwich,

You should make one too!

I haven't any peanut butter,

but I'm sure some glue will do.

I went to get some lettuce but it was all gone!

So I went outside to get some clippings from the lawn.

I reach into the cupboard to get a slice of bread.

There wasn't any left so I used the pillows from my bed!

My sandwich is finally finished but now what should I do?

Eat it? Oh no! I made this sandwich for you!